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I love laughing... at people.  Especially when they don't even realize they said something funny.




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#1 The other day at work the two three year olds were fighting so I made them sit down on the couch and told them we were going to relax for a while and watch a movie. They also were not allowed to talk to each other. I turned the tv on and said,
"Okay... what do you want to watch?"
Girl: "Humpty-dumpty!"
Boy: "Humpy-dumpy?"
Girl: "NO. Humpty-DUMPTY!"
Boy: "Humpy-dumpy?"
Girl: "NO! Humpty-dumpty!"
Boy: "Humpy-dumpy?"
Girl: "NO! Humpty-dumpty!"
This went on for about three minutes. I started to laugh and then wished it was called Humpy-dumpy. I bet the story would go a little different.

#2 The three year old girl I babysit is pretty smart. I can sit down and have a grown up conversation with her and she gives me some good advice. 
The other day I was having a bad day and she says,
"Jazmin, sit down. Why are you sad?"
"I am not sad. Just tired."
"Oh okay. Maybe you should go to bed or take a nap."
"Can I take a nap right now?"
"No silly. You are at work." She laughed.
"I know, it was just a joke."
"Jazmin, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah. What is your question?"
"When are you going to buy your own kids?"
"Buy my kids?"
"Yeah. When you want a baby you have to buy them."
"Where do I buy a baby?"
"At the store."
"What store?"
"Well Wal-mart of course. You get everything there!"
"Oh! Silly me, I should have known that."
"Yeah. All grown ups know about it. So you and Jerrin should go buy a baby."
I laughed and said, "Maybe when I have a lot of money I will go buy a baby."
"They only cost three dollars!"
She made a good point. I guess Jerrin and I are going to wal-mart to buy a three dollar baby!

#3 Sometimes Jerrin doesn't think before he speaks. I love it because it makes for some good stories.
We went grocery shopping the other day and I went to get milk while Jerrin got the eggs. Then we went to pick up this niece and nephews. When we got home they had put all their stuff in the back and I said,
"I hope they didn't squish the eggs."
Jerrin picked up the egg bag and opened the carton and says,
"Oh my! They gave us a hard boiled egg!"
He picks up the egg and shakes it.
Then I said,
"HAHAHA! Jerrin there is a hole on the top of the egg. It's not hard boiled, just dried out!"
"Oh."

#4 This is my favorite story. Jerrin and I were talking about in vitro fertilization and how it works. (If you don't know how it works, go look it up.) I explained to Jerrin how it works and then he said,
"So they get the boys eggs and put it in the girl?"
"HAHAHAHA! Jerrin just think about what you just said!"
"I'm being serious."
"Oh... well.. Boys don't have eggs! HAHA!"
"I knew that!"
"Yeah sure you did!"

Laughter is the best medicine...for everything.