Before Jerrin and I got married we decided that we would be going to a home ward instead of the married branch because the MB is just weird... But then something awesome happened! Jerrin got called to be in the bishopric so we got to stay in the singles ward. I was excited! I get to stay with all my friends and I don't have to be with married people!
When school started in August I was pumped to be in the singles ward but I didn't realize it came with consequences.. In a singles ward everyone is single and looking for an eternal companion!
Sacrament meeting went good besides Jerrin having to sit up front and me having to sit in the congergation with no one to joke around with. The trouble came in sunday school... I sat down next to a girl and waited for Jerrin to come in when all of a sudden Albert (that's not his real name) comes and sits by me and says,
"Hi. I'm Albert. What's your name?"
"Jazmin."
"Nice to meet you Jazmin! Are you new here?"
"Well not really. I am graduated and my HUSBAND goes to school here." (That word did not phase him at all.)
"Oh cool. So are you working?"
"Yes, I babysit."
At this moment I was done talking to Albert but he didn't get it..
"That is awesome! So what are you studying."
I was confused when he asked this because I already told him I was not going to school! (guess he wasn't listening!)
"What?" I said.
"In school, what are you studying?"
"Umm... I am not going to school, my HUSBAND is."
"Oh right. Well you look like a fun girl, do you care if I sit by you?"
WTF!!! This kid does not get it. I didn't say anything for about 30 seconds and then finally Jerrin came in and gave him a weird look then looked at me and mouthed, Who? What? I just shrugged my shoulders.
Jerrin leaned over to him and said,
"Hey Albert. Can I take your seat so I can sit next to my WIFE? haha."
"This is your w-w-wife? Oh man I'm sorry I didn't know!..."
Albert turned bright red.
"Yeah man. Don't worry about it." said Jerrin.
Albert moved over a seat.
Since then Albert gives me the creeper look... I. Don't. Like. It!
I will be at the gym and he will just look at me or say weird things like, looking good! or you are tough! SO. WERID!
Just the other Sunday right after sarcrament meeting he came up to me and said,
"Have not seen you at the gym lately."
"I have not seen you... because I don't go! haha!"
"Well me either, but you don't need to go, you are perfect."
What. Did. He. Just. SAY!? My jaw dropped and I had no idea what to say except,
"Haha. Well see ya later!" And I walked away.
Who says that to a married women!? Since that time I have tried avoiding Albert the best I can or I make sure I am with Jerrin when I see him.
Yes. We are married! (: |
Ummmm. Awkward! Who the heck is Albert cause I wanna keep my eye on him on sundays! Text me. I think i know who he is.
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